Garyisms

This is one of my favorite posts. A few years ago, my parents coined the term "Garyism," which refers to when I say something innocently that ends up being funny because I never realized how silly it was at the time. I hope these Garyisms provide you with as much laughter as it does for my friends and family. Enjoy!

“Turn around, and show me the pictures.” Turns all the way around (360°)

“That woman looks just like Mama Cass except for her face.”

Dad: “How tall is she?”

Gary: “She’s my height, give or take a few inches.”

“I don’t have to explain myself to me!”

“There must be a vacancy in my mind.”

“Oh, that’s bridge under the water.”

Mom: “What’s that thing on your mouth?”

Gary: “What mouth?”

"MIMIMIMIMI!"

"My dinner is like a ferry boat going through my stomach."

"So how are you Kelly?" (in a menacing voice)

"Purse, purse, reimburse."

"I'm a flaky barnakle!"

BEST CONVOS EVER!

Gary: I'm a little feather duster.

Justin: Short and stout?

Gary (to Justin): How'd you hurt your ankle?

Kelly: He was playing HAND ball.

(after a failed "thats what she said" from Gary)

Kelly: NO! She didn't! She's mute!

Gary: She's saying it in sign language!

Kelly: You're deaf and blind! You can't hear or see anything she does!

Pre-Madonna vs. prima donna

"They should create feet warmers. Oh wait, those are slippers!"